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[conquistador]

( Spain never asked for his sword to be enchanted to do this magical phantasm thing but it's his sword so he can't really toss it out. Whatever, he'll have a priest exorcise it later. For now, there are more important things to take care of!

In the middle of the Ironwall District, Spain will be creating quite a scene. He's stopping random people and trying to get them to listen to him. Whatever he has to say, it looks like it's very urgent given the way he's acting. )

Hey! ¡Ay! Listen! Are you listening? YOU THERE! Stop what you're doing! This is an important announcement from the Red Dragons!

( Scarlett Dragons, Spain. He'll get it right eventually. )

There's a thief on the loose! A terrible one! And you know who you are.

( Dramatic pause. )

WHY ARE YOU STEALING UNDERCLOTHES?! Stealing isn't very nice, you know! Those underclothes belong to someone else and not you! Why do you even want them? Someone else has already worn them! Turn yourself in or stop right now or else you'll be in trouble!

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[ourparadise]

...[Um. Um. Is everyone in this town a little unhinged?]

I don't know anything about it, sir?

[vaporwear]

[Lady Luck's not with her today, definitely. While she's off adventuring and finding information about this place... This just have to happen. Really, WHY is this guy screaming so hard about stealing underclothes? she doesn't even wear a bra.]

Uh...

[Confused, Alisa looks around before she looks at Spain again.]

You... can't possibly addressing me, can you?

[Hint: She's innocent about this but you know it already, probably.]

[conquistador]

( Possibly but Spain is just really passionate about this )

... No one has tried to steal from you?

[conquistador]

( But is she not wearing a bra because someone stole it or because it was her choice. This is very important. )

Oh, I know you aren't the thief. ( No cute girl wold be a thief. ) But it's still important to know that there is one out there.

[ourparadise]

...No, no one has tried to steal from me? Um, I'll look for anyone?

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[beat]

[ Somewhere out in Ironwall, Dave stops to listen to this crazy guy speak. He had actually thought Spain was doing some dramatic poetry reading for money or something, but nah. That would've been too easy. ]

Yo, relax. [ Doing the hand thing. ] They're the Panty Thief for a reason. I'm sure your enthusiasm for spreading anti-perversion awareness is appreciated by many of these young, beautiful women strolling 'round these streets, but you're seriously causing a scene. Stop that.

[volcanic]

[ Of course, the yelling isn't really appreciated on Iceland's end, but once he sees who it is? Back in neutral mode. Oh my god Spain just let the guy run errands, stop being so weird. ]

What're you yelling for?!

[conquistador]

Ah, that's good. ( He sounds relieved ) Though, if someone did, I would have found the thief, miss.

( Yup. He sounds really confident. )

No, no, don't worry. I'll find them! Just make sure you keep your things safe and close to you until then.

[conquistador]

( Don't you dare raise your hands at Spain, Dave. He doesn't need to be judged right now... not that he seems to notice. He doesn't seem at all phased by the response, )

And the thief knows he's being searched for. He might stop now.

( Forever optimistic. )

[conquistador]

( Only if you let Spain do his job too. )

I'm trying to catch a thief.

[volcanic]

They'll run away if you yell at them, idiot.

[conquistador]

Then I'll catch them.

( Duh. )

[volcanic]

Whatever. [ Rolls eyes. ] Still stupid.

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[lovesmash]

Underclothes?!

( shut the front door, what is this crazy guy talking about. )

What kind of underclothes are we talking about here? You don't mean lady's underclothes, right?

( if it were men's clothes she wouldn't care in the slightest-- but an enemy of women... iva won't let this go unpunished!!! )

[conquistador]

And do you have any better ideas?

( He's listening. )

1/2

[conquistador]

( FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS )

Yes--

[conquistador]

--I don't know?

( Details. )

[warmonger]

[ ...why is this guy screaming in the middle of the street? he spends a few seconds staring at him before it starts to seem like all those accusations are personal. come on, man, he's got so much better things to do. ]

A panty thief? ...So this is the kind of job they pass off to initiates.

[ and who the hell are the Red Dragons? he must be at the bottom of the food chain right about now. ]

[volcanic]

[ Wow finally Iceland can put the knowledge he's absorbed from crime fiction novels to use. ]

You're supposed to talk to people and gather intelligence.

[lovesmash]

( god help her!!! she groans before her expression turns incredulous. )

You're trying to catch a criminal, but you don't have any leads?! Do you have any idea what you're doing?!

[conquistador]

( He's used to this and isn't bothered at all. In fact, he doesn't even notice. )

No, but I'll find one soon, trust me!

[conquistador]

( All those Nancy Drew novels are finally paying off )

I am talking to people.

[conquistador]

( It's only personal if you're guilty! )

Ay, this is a very important service.

( Gosh. )

[volcanic]

You're shouting.

[lovesmash]

( with another groan, she fluffs the back of her hair in contemplation. does she really...want to...help this guy out... she's thinking about it tbh... )

Look, just interviewing random people won't be good enough. You need to lure the thief in! Do you have any fancy underwear?

( she knows men wear that shit don't u front spain. )