pits: (I'll take those flannel zebra jammies)
bart allen (impulse) ([personal profile] pits) wrote in [community profile] dyspros2013-05-20 09:45 pm

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Yeah. Soooooo should not have picked a mission who's deal contained food. [ There's a furious roar!! ...But it's just Bart's stomach. ] Can't eat the pickles, don't eat the pickles, I won't eat the pickles.

[ "DON'T YOU EVER LEARN ANYTHING!!" He can practically hear the team's voices now... This is the second mission he's taken that has to do with food. In anguish, Bart holds up an armful of empty jars towards the screen. ]

How did this guy get so many pickle jars?!
Hold up, better convo topic time. I have a legit important question, to be answered by you while I sit here, cleaning out pickle jars, so listen up!

[ He's gone through so many jars by now, and he's sort of lonely while he's sorting. Hence why there's an IMPULSE! on screen, the enchanted accessory he'd received placed on a crate next to him so he has both of his hands free. He'd normally have finished this task by now — hours of work would be reduced to maybe a minute for an Allen! But without his speed powers, he's doing things the non-metahuman way. ]

Can someone hook your hermano up with some Chicken Whizees, a-sap? [ From the start of this message until now, Bart's voice has slowly been speeding up. He waves the jar in his hand around as he tries to get the I AM HUNGRY message across. ] Freeze-dried or not, I'm totally desperate for some fast food right about now.

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