☆Second - Audio

[redwhiteandhero]

[Said audio transmission occurs in the early evening, before the sun has really started to go down. A handwritten notice has also been posted on the mission board of the lancer's guild.]

Yo, I whipped up some fireworks for tonight, they're pretty sweet. I'm gonna set 'em off from the tower at the Scarlett Dragons. Y'all should come watch.

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[redwhiteandhero]

No, I am a nation. Heart and soul.

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[advisors]

...That makes absolutely no sense.

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[redwhiteandhero]

Hey, you don't see me telling you how to do your job.

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[advisors]

I just don't- ( wow excuse you ) How is it possible for a nation to be human?

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[redwhiteandhero]

Well we're not really human anyhow. More durable, y'know.

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[advisors]

( His brain is just. At full tilt.

How is one a nation, how does one become a nation, god forbid there's ever one of Sindria he can only imagine how that would be and- )

...This just seems like nonsense to me.

But, I suppose there are stranger things in this place. ( And back home as well. )

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[redwhiteandhero]

Deal with it I guess. It's true.

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[advisors]

I suppose I will just have to. Even if it brings up many questions I'm not sure I want answered.

But, regardless. I suppose this celebration is in honor of your... founding, then? ( What else would a nation birthday be. )

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[redwhiteandhero]

Independence. It's the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. So basically when we told England to fuck off and became our own country. Two hundred thirty-seven years and still goin' strong, baby!

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[advisors]

( what

god this is going to confuse him ) That's... wonderful. You must have many birthdays then.

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[redwhiteandhero]

Just the one. Be pretty sweet to have more, though.

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[advisors]

I suppose multiple parades would get messy.

Ah, but my apologies, I forgot to introduce myself as well. My name is Ja'far, parliamentary offical and general to Sindria.

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[redwhiteandhero]

And Royal Vizier to the Sultan of Agrabah?

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[advisors]

...What? Not to Agrabah, but I suppose I am to King Sinbad.

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[redwhiteandhero]

What like for real? No way!

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[advisors]

Yes. Are you familiar with Sinbad, then? ( He doesn't understand why you're so excited America. )

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[redwhiteandhero]

Are we talkin' Sinbad the Sailor here, or Necessary Roughness?

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[advisors]

Necessary Roughness? I hope not.

I suppose he could be called a sailor - he at least used to be one.

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[redwhiteandhero]

I never realized Sinbad and Jafar were in cahoots.

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[advisors]

Cahoots? ( well, technically, yes, but that's private omg )

No, I am just his advisor and general. He may be a bit lazy to be king, but he does manage to do his job. Most of the time.