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[conquistador]

( Spain never asked for his sword to be enchanted to do this magical phantasm thing but it's his sword so he can't really toss it out. Whatever, he'll have a priest exorcise it later. For now, there are more important things to take care of!

In the middle of the Ironwall District, Spain will be creating quite a scene. He's stopping random people and trying to get them to listen to him. Whatever he has to say, it looks like it's very urgent given the way he's acting. )

Hey! ¡Ay! Listen! Are you listening? YOU THERE! Stop what you're doing! This is an important announcement from the Red Dragons!

( Scarlett Dragons, Spain. He'll get it right eventually. )

There's a thief on the loose! A terrible one! And you know who you are.

( Dramatic pause. )

WHY ARE YOU STEALING UNDERCLOTHES?! Stealing isn't very nice, you know! Those underclothes belong to someone else and not you! Why do you even want them? Someone else has already worn them! Turn yourself in or stop right now or else you'll be in trouble!

Comments

[conquistador]

( It's only personal if you're guilty! )

Ay, this is a very important service.

( Gosh. )

[warmonger]

If you say so. I know you gotta do it, so no use in making it look good.

[ seriously, who cares about a panty thief? if this place is that peaceful, things are going to change fast. they'll have to. ]

[conquistador]

I don't think there is a way to make it "look good."

It's just catching a petty thief.

( Hey its kind of nice how peaceful it is ok!!! It sure beats to agonizing over pirates and walking carefully around other nations back home... )

[warmonger]

[ maybe to him? this is all new and weird and stuff, so he's having fun now, but Ali is going to get bored with peace any time now. not that he'd resort to stealing panties as an alternative... that's just pathetic. ]

Hey, if you're fine with the grunt work, then you're the man for the job. No complaints here.